Thursday, July 05, 2007

Alan Johnston: You're safe, now fuck off

I am glad the BBC's Gaza correspondent Alan Johnston has been released by his Palestinian captors. But if I see his face and hear his eunuch voice just once more on the TV, I'm going to kick the cunting screen in. I have several TVs, I just hope it's not the new widescreen plasma job.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Suffer in silence. The rest of us are grateful, and grateful to Hamas and whichever Palestinian groups were responsible for ngotiating his release. If his raised profile and personal gratitude is their reward for interceding, it is well worth it.

stalin's gran said...

Madame - could not have put it better.

Arcati said...

There's nothing on Johnston's sex life, I thought he looked like he needed a shag - and not just because he was captive for however long it was. Even the Mail dodges the question. I wonder why.

Anonymous said...

Europe has absorbed 20 million Muslims in 15 years. Why can't the Middle East accept 5 million Jews in 60 years?

Anonymous said...

Are you trying to say Johnston may be an arse bandit?

flagrante said...

I believe he's a 'bachelor', no? A confirmed one?

Anonymous said...

its not johnston's fault - unl;es s youn think he arranged his own kidnapping to raise his professional profile.
give the guy a break ! there are far better targets to go after which are far more worthy of your surgical dismemberment

crimefic said...

Don't be bitter, MA; someone - a fellow human being - has been under threat of life for God's know how long. Can you match that in substance?

Let's celebrate life and all forms of it.

Anonymous said...

Stephanie ??? Where are you ? Are you ok?