Sunday, July 22, 2007

Madame Arcati - a plethora of mini-mes

Madame Arcati appears to have spawned at least two mini-mes -there's some old queen on My Space filling up his space with Judy Garland and Divine musical selections - and pinching a few ideas off my Video Bar - and then there's some tragic mysterioso on Facebook masquerading as me, asking some of my frenemies to join her/it. Can't copycats be more original for god's sake?

10 comments:

stephanie said...

yes, they say imitation is a sign of flattery. Personally, it becomes a pain in the ass when Anons parade about in alter egos. I have been dealing with that crap for years. Next, they will be tearing you apart after emulating your uniqueness.

N le N said...

I was taken in, Madame. Hook, line, sinker.

Fish said...

Facebook mini-Madame found me too. Hmm... *investigates*

How are you, lovely Madame?

Warmest regards,
Fish x

Anonymous said...

Madame, there are at least two Madame Arcatis on Facebook. One of them has the likes of Fish Inton, Jon Snow, Precious Williams, Victoria Aitken and Nirpal Dhaliwal as Friends. The other one has Mark McGowan and Katy Evans-Bush as Friends. I'd imagine one of these Facebook personas is the real you. Which one?

Arcati said...

The former Madame Arcati is simply going through my blog and then approaching featured names to join their Facebook - she he it is a fraud. I don't know about the other one - sounds like me, but Facebook is such a joke I can't be bothered to think about it.

The tragic Fire Island relic on My Space does the same - except he lifts my music ideas and other things then features them. I am the new Judy Garland/Dorothy Squires to this cliche queen.

Arcati said...

Dear Fish, I was only thinking of you the other day. How are you? Arcati is well but a little bored - I wonder whether I should start up a TV channel. Please unleash a terror campaign against my copycats; make them die. MA x

The Daughter-of-a-Bitch said...

"Arcati is well but a little bored"

Your narcissistic death throes in the quicksands of the internet are the most delightful spectacle, as fascinating as watching a billionaire's death in silk sheets.

Arcati said...

Dear Bitch, rumours of my death throes should not be exaggerated - Madame Arcati is here to stay, all 456 of us on various channels and platforms, it seems. I am proud to have become the unseen pin-up of the vicarious.

The Daughter-of-a-Bitch said...

"Madame Arcati is here to stay, all 456 of us on various channels and platforms, it seems."

Well, this is what I'm calling the quicksands of the internet, granny. Not to mention that your inspiration is drying up. Your "frenemies" are deserting you. Boredom, ya know...

"I am proud to have become the unseen pin-up of the vicarious."

Unseen... or unwatchable? :-)

Arcati said...

Mmm, well you're still here Bitch Jr ... you must have a kinky fetish for the erotic tingle of boredom, in the way some people like to asphyxiate themselves while sucking on a fat 'n' juicy satsuma slice. I wonder if you have a fat 'n' juicy satsuma slice in your gob right now, Bitch. Mind you don't dribble, now, you dirty little cow.