Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Precious Williams goes to ... Nollywood

Such is Madame Arcati's prescience that I sometimes frighten myself. A little while ago I foresaw for the talented, truthful and beautiful writer Precious Williams a career in movies. Now a spy in Nigeria gets in touch to tell me that Precious is about to make it big in ... Nollywood!

Yes, Nollywood. What do you mean that's a typo? Nollywood is the Nigerian version of Hollywood or Bollywood. She will play the lead role in a Nigerian movie that she's writing at the moment. Precious and her producers can be assured that the moment they have something to show, it will be the star feature on Arcati's new Video Entertainment service which presently can be found in the top left hand corner of this site (I regret putting up Madonna's Hey You - what a load of crap).

I still foresee a Precious Williams biopic. Her horoscopic chart is an essay of life's strange twists and turns, and one that touches celebrity in lots of different ways - perfect for an incident-rich movie. But first, Nigeria!

6 comments:

Priceless Williams said...

How would you know what her horoscopic chart says?

Arcati said...

Wouldn't you like to know! Arcati has sources high and higher.

Lorenzo said...

> Such is Madame Arcati's prescience that I sometimes frighten myself.

Ah? That's funny, what most stuns me is the foolhardy conclusions that more often than not you draw from your twisted vision of "reality".

Lorenzo said...

If Madame and I actually meet in the flesh we will probably fall deeply in love. Such is the level of sexual tension between us. Don't you agree carissima? We'll star in a movie of our own. A sex movie.

Duralex said...

<< Such is the level of sexual tension between us. Don't you agree carissima? We'll star in a movie of our own. A sex movie. >>

Are you kidding ? Arcati's virginity belongs to ME and to no one else. Besides, Lorenzo is obviously as cold as an anaconda. I'm almost sure his latest post is a hoax.

Lorenzo the First said...

> Lorenzo is obviously as cold as an anaconda.

Hmmm... My avatar is cold-blooded, but believe it or not, my real me is as hot as hell. ;-)

> I'm almost sure his latest post is a hoax.

Indeed. How did you guess?